【14.02.03】当年的话剧王二小分享，不要说不好笑_玛丽苏吧_百度贴吧
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【14.02.03】当年的话剧王二小分享，不要说不好笑收藏
我突然心血来潮，想说一说我当年俺的话剧，加小提琴版本 - 卡农 听听音乐，放松放松（ 饰）坐在椅子上唱歌，啦啦啦啦……【不记得歌词了，反正很难听，我们全校都笑了，那五音不全的歌声，我想想都想笑了】“二小哥！二小哥！你在干嘛啊？”的青梅竹马（副班长 饰）【我才不告诉你名字，而且她的声音好嗲】“我没干什么”“你是不是又在削木枪”“我没啊”【虚心做胆吧！】“给我看看”“没有”跑了，他的青梅竹马追他【看起来好浪漫，其实……你想看吗？你确定？你真的真的确定?你看吧他们俩xxxxxx椅子xxx【“x”不是那个“x”，想歪的孩子请举手】最后声明一句：你被骗了自个猜去吧！剧情接下“不给看就不给看，不就一个木枪吗？有什么了不起！又不能打鬼子”【孩纸】“谁说的，我一定可以把一个个鬼子全部消灭掉，你等着瞧！”【您是打算去参加二战还是去拯救世界？】”二小哥你难道忘了团长怎么对你说的？二小同志，你还小，不能参战，你应该为乡亲们放牛，提供粮食”【刚刚还是农家小姑娘，现在变团长了】“我知道了，我去放牛了！”说的青梅竹马走了，又回来说：“对啦！大婶最近鬼子频繁活动，你要小心啊！”【神一般的速度】“我知道了”拉着他的牛走了【牛！其实是两位同志（同学）在辛苦的扮牛】王小二的青梅竹马围着转了一圈哼着歌走了【就是唱的那首，相比之下，他比前一位同志好多了】第一章结束想看下一章的，点个赞，来个人，共x章【你猜你猜】
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事实上，完全不了解笑点在哪【摊手
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现实中的苏妹子苏妹子【我能告诉你，这位苏妹子就是演牛的其中一人】：我告诉你我家的亲戚有宝马有奥迪你有吗？我：又不是你家？苏妹子：我家有好几辆车，上次我和爸爸妈妈去买车，去银行200万，只买了台100多万的，剩下的我和我爸妈去逛街了，还有好多钱剩下呢！我：我妈妈说了未来把我们家拆了就有好几百补偿费呢，再说我也不稀罕那些钱，只要有台电脑，有好吃的，穿的就行了苏妹子：你家几台电脑？我：三台，一台妈妈的，一台阿姨的，一台学习电脑我的苏妹子：切，你那个学习电脑才不算呢，我家有一台台式电脑和一台平板电脑和笔记本电脑，你有吗？我：我家邻居就有，我想玩可以去她们家玩苏妹子：那也是借来的想看吗？想看就来人吧
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大神们，急求大学校园生活英语话剧，最好是励志，加点搞笑更好，四个人的表演，五分钟左右吧，急求急求！
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绯闻女孩我觉得老友记不错 当年我们表演就用的它
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48小时热门搞笑的英语短剧适合四人表演的短剧即可.时间大约控制在10到15分钟内.句子请简单一些,由于本人在大一基础班,太难的句子怕发音不准,难以理解._百度作业帮
搞笑的英语短剧适合四人表演的短剧即可.时间大约控制在10到15分钟内.句子请简单一些,由于本人在大一基础班,太难的句子怕发音不准,难以理解.
送个两个 ,你自己选一个,第一个比较搞笑
,第二个比较简单
你自己看着办 ,但愿有你喜欢的 !英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wander severy five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue本文转自：小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影 (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地狱)! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I‘ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’m back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven‘t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下) Act3本文转自：(J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are stilldirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000) Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street--- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate) 2、英语短剧：小兔子乖乖 时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨 地点：鸟语花香的动物王国 人物：Little Duck,Miss Cat, Miss Rabbit,Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆.一路上他又唱又跳,高兴极了.在小河边,他碰到了Miss Cat. Duck：（很好奇）Hello,Miss Cat．Whatre you doing? Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry,but I cant get it． Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you． （Little Duck跳进水里,一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼.） Duck：Here is the fish for you,Miss Cat．Have a good meal． Cat：Thank you,Little Duck．You are so kind． Duck：Thats all right,Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye! Cat：Bye-bye! （Little Duck继续赶路.忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上,连忙跑过去.） Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk． Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you． （Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口,然后扶着她回家.） Duck：Dontworry,Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon． Rabbit：Yes,I will．Thank you,Little Duck．Its so kind of you． Duck：Not at all,Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye! Rabbit：Good-bye! （Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了,走着走着,他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口,看上去非常着急.） Duck：Good morning,Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you? Dog：Oh,good morning,Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend,Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do． Duck：Dont worry,Mr Dog．Let me help you． （Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听.） Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you,Little Duck．Its really very kind of you． Duck：Youre welcome,Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother． Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry,Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home． Duck：Thank you,Mr Dog． （Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
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