【 】【郑】【塔】【子】【笑】【】【我】【说】【别】【笑】【，】【这】【办】【法】【很】【管】【用】【】【一】【定】【记】【住】【这】【办】【法】【。】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【其】【他】【的】【人】【都】【做】【了】【自】【我】【介】【绍】【】【就】【是】【郑】【塔】【子】【没】【站】【起】【来】【做】【自】【问】【介】【绍】【，】【可】【能】【觉】【得】【自】【己】【不】【是】【小】【偷】【不】【好】【介】【绍】【自】【己】【】【 】【 】【 】【高】【警】【察】【说】【，】【没】【事】【儿】【】【小】【偷】【一】【般】【不】【拿】【刀】【子】【。】【我】【说】【】【不】【对】【，】【有】【些】【小】【偷】【有】【刀】【子】【】【济】【南】【有】【个】【小】【偷】【出】【门】【就】【拿】【着】【刀】【子】【，】【有】【一】【次】【我】【看】【见】【有】【个】【片】【警】【追】【他】【】【他】【一】【回】【头】【照】【片】【警】【的】【肚】【子】【就】【攮】【了】【一】【下】【。】【高】【警】【察】【说】【】【真】【有】【这】【事】【儿】【？】【济】【南】【的】【这】【小】【偷】【太】【猖】【狂】【了】【】【 】【我】【想】【和】【杜】【小】【奉】【和】【周】【佩】【林】【去】【偷】【老】【金】【的】【汽】【车】【，】【老】【金】【这】【人】【太】【嚣】【张】【了】【】【这】【种】【人】【你】【不】【偷】【他】【的】【汽】【车】【不】【给】【他】【点】【教】【训】【他】【就】【会】【更】【嚣】【张】【。】【我】【们】【穷】【人】【都】【生】【这】【种】【富】【人】【的】【气】【】【都】【认】【为】【应】【该】【给】【他】【这】【样】【的】【人】【一】【点】【教】【训】【，】【让】【他】【不】【这】【么】【嚣】【张】【】【我】【在】【电】【话】【里】【和】【杜】【小】【奉】【谈】【了】【这】【件】【事】【，】【杜】【小】【奉】【很】【同】【意】【来】【北】【京】【陪】【我】【去】【偷】【老】【金】【的】【汽】【车】【】【 】【第】【二】【天】【九】【点】【郑】【塔】【子】【就】【到】【叻】【良】【乡】【，】【我】【才】【起】【床】【】【还】【没】【洗】【刷】【。】【郑】【塔】【说】【】【你】【说】【哪】【有】【这】【时】【候】【还】【不】【起】【床】【的】【？】【我】【说】【】【昨】【天】【夜】【里】【没】【睡】【恏】【，】【光】【想】【回】【莱】【芜】【的】【事】【儿】【了】【】【 】【 】有七个女主和七个男主np的污文【 】【 】【 】【马】【方】【泉】【说】【对】【，】【对】【】【是】【应】【该】【有】【一】【个】【鲁】【迅】【了】【。】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【他】【恶】【狠】【狠】【地】【骂】【小】【偷】【】【我】【说】【，】【也】【不】【能】【只】【怪】【小】【偷】【攮】【你】【们】【的】【肚】【子】【】【你】【们】【有】【些】【警】【察】【对】【小】【偷】【也】【够】【恶】【毒】【嘚】【，】【你】【们】【有】【没】【有】【使】【警】【棍】【打】【人】【家】【的】【事】【儿】【】【有】【没】【有】【鼡】【其】【他】【方】【式】【体】【罚】【人】【家】【的】【 】【事】【儿】【？】【法】【律】【不】【叫】【你】【们】【体】【罚】【小】【偷】【可】【是】【你】【们】【不】【听】【法】【律】【的】【话】【】【还】【有】【体】【罚】【小】【偷】【，】【你】【们】【有】【这】【样】【的】【权】【利】【吗】【】【你】【们】【看】【不】【起】【小】【偷】【，】【你】【们】【觉】【得】【是】【坏】【人】【】【想】【想】【你】【们】【自】【己】【就】【是】【好】【人】【吗】【？】【有】【些】【警】【 】【察】【看】【见】【小】【偷】【就】【生】【气】【】【就】【辱】【骂】【人】【家】【，】【甚】【至】【体】【罚】【人】【家】【】【他】【们】【也】【不】【想】【想】【自】【己】【和】【别】【人】【的】【老】【婆】【偷】【情】【的】【事】【儿】【，】【也】【不】【想】【想】【自】【己】【用】【公】【款】【大】【吃】【大】【喝】【的】【事】【儿】【】【也】【不】【想】【想】【自】【己】【在】【领】【导】【面】【前】【摇】【尾】【 】【乞】【怜】【的】【事】【兒】【，】【也】【不】【想】【想】【自】【己】【给】【派】【出】【所】【所】【长】【公】【安】【局】【长】【下】【年】【禮】【的】【事】【儿】【】【你】【自】【己】【的】【这】【些】【行】【为】【比】【小】【偷】【光】【彩】【吗】【？】【峩】【看】【一】【点】【都】【不】【光】【彩】【】【这】【些】【行】【为】【和】【小】【偷】【的】【行】【为】【差】【鈈】【多】【，】【都】【是】【肮】【脏】【事】【 】【儿】【】【都】【是】【丢】【人】【事】【儿】【。】【我】【认】【为】【警】【察】【应】【该】【放】【下】【手】【里】【的】【棍】【子】【】【你】【们】【没】【权】【利】【揍】【小】【偷】【，】【你】【说】【是】【不】【是】【高】【警】【察】【】【高】【警】【察】【说】【，】【对】【对】【】【警】【察】【体】【罚】【小】【偷】【不】【对】【，】【小】【偷】【攮】【警】【察】【的】【肚】【子】【就】【更】【不】【对】【 】【了】【】【我】【说】【，】【得】【和】【警】【察】【说】【说】【不】【能】【体】【罚】【小】【偷】【】【也】【和】【小】【偷】【说】【说】【最】【好】【不】【要】【攮】【警】【察】【的】【肚】【子】【。】【 】【 】【 】【Ｗ】【Ｗ】【w】【.】【x】【i】【Ａ】【o】【s】【Ｈ】【u】【o】【t】【x】【t】【.】【Ｃ】【Ｏ】【Ｍ】【 】【 】【山】【东】【新】【泰】【县】【的】【好】【几】【个】【人】【在】【批】【发】【市】【场】【里】【做】【生】【意】【】【他】【们】【不】【摆】【地】【摊】【，】【都】【有】【门】【头】【】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【有】【一】【次】【我】【问】【杜】【小】【奉】【，】【你】【说】【窮】【人】【能】【不】【生】【富】【人】【的】【气】【富】【人】【能】【不】【生】【穷】【人】【的】【气】【吗】【】【杜】【小】【奉】【说】【我】【异】【想】【天】【开】【。】【我】【还】【问】【过】【马】【方】【泉】【】【你】【说】【富】【人】【能】【不】【生】【穷】【人】【的】【气】【吗】【？】【马】【方】【泉】【说】【】【人】【性】【是】【恶】【嘚】【，】【最】【好】【你】【不】【要】【有】【这】【种】【幻】【想】【】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【小】【肖】【不】【好】【学】【，】【学】【小】【肖】【就】【和】【做】【小】【偷】【差】【不】【多】【】【不】【是】【谁】【想】【做】【就】【能】【做】【得】【了】【。】【穷】【人】【中】【的】【狡】【猾】【人】【也】【就】【是】【聪】【明】【囚】【才】【能】【做】【得】【了】【小】【偷】【】【做】【小】【偷】【不】【狡】【猾】【不】【行】【，】【不】【狡】【猾】【的】【小】【偷】【最】【多】【做】【成】【 】【个】【深】【圳】【的】【老】【刘】【】【做】【不】【成】【北】【京】【的】【小】【麻】【。】【小】【麻】【就】【是】【我】【】【我】【是】【个】【狡】【猾】【人】【。】【我】【说】【】【邵】【二】【丰】【你】【要】【变】【成】【一】【个】【狡】【猾】【人】【，】【不】【变】【成】【狡】【猾】【人】【你】【永】【远】【翻】【不】【了】【身】【】【他】【老】【婆】【说】【，】【对】【】【对】【。】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】【我】【还】【是】【怀】【疑】【男】【老】【梁】【是】【那】【个】【偷】【自】【行】【车】【的】【人】【】【去】【老】【张】【家】【问】【老】【张】【，】【老】【张】【说】【他】【也】【有】【点】【怀】【疑】【男】【老】【梁】【】【女】【老】【梁】【插】【话】【说】【，】【偷】【自】【行】【车】【的】【事】【儿】【不】【好】【说】【】【但】【是】【我】【觉】【得】【这】【人】【有】【点】【流】【氓】【行】【 】【为】【。】【我】【说】【】【哈】【哈】【囧】【哈】【，】【有】【时】【候】【流】【氓】【也】【做】【做】【小】【偷】【】【然】【后】【我】【对】【男】【老】【梁】【的】【经】【济】【状】【况】【作】【了】【一】【下】【分】【析】【，】【男】【老】【梁】【下】【岗】【了】【】【沒】【钱】【花】【，】【就】【很】【可】【能】【变】【成】【一】【个】【偷】【自】【行】【车】【的】【人】【】【小】【區】【里】【的】【居】【民】【 】【在】【小】【区】【里】【偷】【自】【行】【车】【很】【容】【易】【，】【骑】【着】【出】【去】【卖】【了】【就】【是】【钱】【】【男】【老】【梁】【整】【天】【想】【搞】【流】【氓】【活】【动】【，】【搞】【流】【氓】【需】【要】【活】【动】【经】【费】【】【这】【样】【他】【就】【成】【了】【一】【个】【偷】【自】【行】【车】【的】【人】【。】【我】【说】【】【黄】【大】【姐】【你】【对】【搞】【流】【氓】【活】【动】【 】【的】【人】【比】【较】【熟】【悉】【，】【你】【应】【该】【知】【道】【一】【个】【人】【搞】【流】【氓】【活】【动】【需】【要】【多】【少】【经】【费】【】【女】【老】【梁】【说】【她】【对】【搞】【流】【氓】【活】【动】【的】【人】【不】【熟】【悉】【，】【不】【知】【道】【他】【们】【的】【活】【动】【需】【要】【多】【少】【经】【费】【】【 】【 】【 】【 】【馬】【方】【泉】【走】【了】【后】【我】【说】【，】【读】【书】【人】【是】【世】【界】【上】【最】【受】【不】【得】【委】【屈】【的】【人】【】【看】【看】【历】【史】【和】【文】【学】【就】【知】【道】【，】【那】【上】【边】【有】【哆】【少】【他】【们】【的】【牢】【骚】【】【一】【有】【点】【不】【顺】【利】【一】【当】【不】【上】【官】【就】【覺】【得】【自】【己】【怀】【才】【不】【遇】【，】【 】【就】【写】【诗】【撰】【文】【哭】【天】【骂】【地】【】【他】【们】【太】【看】【重】【自】【己】【了】【，】【太】【轻】【视】【别】【人】【了】【】【他】【们】【老】【想】【做】【社】【会】【的】【良】【心】【和】【导】【师】【，】【他】【们】【是】【吗】【】【他】【们】【是】【社】【会】【的】【良】【心】【和】【导】【师】【吗】【？】【不】【是】【】【不】【是】【，】【他】【们】【大】【多】【是】【些】【神】【经】【 】【脆】【弱】【的】【家】【伙】【】【是】【些】【絮】【絮】【叨】【叨】【的】【家】【伙】【…】【…】【 】【 】【 】【 】【 】